Detroit Police Commissioner Resigns After Being Caught With Sex Worker In His Car

This is one of those situations where I wish I could laugh at the story itself, just how hilarious he sounds with that narrative coming out of his mouth.

The police commissioner of Detroit, one of the people charged with cleaning up police corruption, was allegedly caught getting a blowjob in his truck.  Kudos to the Wayne County deputies who didn't honor his alleged request to "help [him] out."  Anyway listen to his story about it, but not with liquids in your mouth.

I'm not surprised that he didn't think he'd have to resign, after Andrew Mitchell recently got a walk on that murder charge.  However, the next day the board put out a statement that Ferguson would in fact step down.